by Darkstryder December 30, 2007
a lesbian.
Joe: "Damn dogg, check out the bitch with the short spiky hair. She'd give a dog a bone. I think I'll go ask her to dinner...I wonder what she'd like to eat."
Bob: "She just wanna eat twat, man, that bitch be munching on the carpet."
Joe: "Whatever man, you just jealous."
(walks over to girl)
Joe: "So...how about you and me go and..."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm a clit eater."
Joe: "OK..."
Bob: "Told you...straight up dyke."
Bob: "She just wanna eat twat, man, that bitch be munching on the carpet."
Joe: "Whatever man, you just jealous."
(walks over to girl)
Joe: "So...how about you and me go and..."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm a clit eater."
Joe: "OK..."
Bob: "Told you...straight up dyke."
by Nick D May 02, 2003
by poopymcdoopy April 18, 2008
The inability to orgasm as a direct result of being heavily under the influence of alcoholic substances.
by LoveUrself March 23, 2008
"that bitch had a beef clit"
by aids fight December 23, 2009
1. (noun) A particularly rigid erection that feels as though its hard as iron. This also applies to morning wood.
2. (verb) To repeatedly poke a woman's clitoris with the tip of the penis with short but powerful strokes, mimicking a sculptor chiseling away at a statue.
2. (verb) To repeatedly poke a woman's clitoris with the tip of the penis with short but powerful strokes, mimicking a sculptor chiseling away at a statue.
by Creeping Gibs December 10, 2009
by ktenn November 11, 2011