clocked

The past tense of clock. To clock means to punch someone; mostly in the face.

The crazy moms clocked the skaters in the face during a skate park argument.

by Yad ecin a evah July 25, 2015

cracked.to

A really shitty website with no smart people, full of skids selling their Russian combolists and a forum where you have to pay $100 for the highest Supreme rank, just so you don't have to reply to a thread to see the hidden link.

Baby, look! It's the shitty, Russian-hacker fuck community: cracked.to!

by YellowVermillion April 2, 2020

clacker

a Chinese Redneck

We saw two clackers buying bulk paper towels.

by Tomminator October 30, 2011

cracked on to

made a relationship proposition.
had a go at, tried to hook up, made a pass at, hit on

that guy is wonkers!. he just cracked on to me!

by d|mister October 21, 2010

Cracked crack

A cut or sore in your ass crack, usually caused by too much sitting.

That 14 hour flight gave me a bad case of Cracked Crack.

by Nate Moe February 16, 2015

half cracked

condition where a person is not yet drunk, but still under the influence of alcohol.

Friend was half cracked while at the beach, glazing at the sun

by naughtylilfetus June 6, 2018

clacker

Testicle (singular of "clackers")

(See: "clackers")

by pr1mal August 22, 2003