Christopher Slander

Christopher Slander is a day where you can slander all Christopher’s.

person 1: “Hey do you know what day it is?”

person 2: “What?”

person 1: “Its Christopher Slander day! Go bully chris!”

by glockmaster69 May 17, 2021

Christopher

Christopher is the funny and most dirty minded guy you will ever meet. They play around and joke probably non intentionally hurting ur feelings plenty of times. But after a while of knowing him you can all the sudden talk to him, he usually only goes by Chris and doesn’t except Christopher. If you talk to him long enough and he finds u funny or fun, he will give u his number or snap, it doesn’t matter if u have a boyfriend, he will be the most intimate as a friend can be. He will give large hints if he likes u but deny it when asked. He is never the one to admit his feelings first. If u date him, ur very lucky and stick around and be patient because he will do anything sexual with u EXCEPT KISS within the first few days. After a while he does get comfortable and will start kissing u on his own. And he does a lot more than kissing when u let him. Sometimes even when u don’t let him as long as he knows u find it funny. He will only really talk in person and doesn’t text or call much. He is extremely aggressive and acts like he hate contact with people, which he does for the most part, but he is a HUGE cuddler. He’s like a teddy bear. He will tease you as well. He’s such a pretty boy and he’s so sweet when he wants to be.

Annalise: omg I love him, he’s such a cuddler but he’s so introverted.

Friend: is it a Christopher..?

Annalise: you know it! He’s all mine.

by Suck on this anna December 13, 2021

Christopher Kalitin

Tesla hat
Pants (always :( )
toes
Source of life is Elon Musk
Probably wants to marry elon musk and have tesla/human hybrid children and then seel them

Person 1: Hi Chris
Christopher Kalitin: 08Y083Y4083408TOU3Y0T348YT983Y948YELONISMYTRUELOVE85HIU5UHG5
Person 1: :confused:

by iclpmotspmots March 2, 2022

Christopher

Someone who is named Christopher is usually a fucking moron and thinks the world revolves around them they also like big black men and look like they just came out the ghettos

“Oh hey it’s the fucking misfit Christopher I bet his dick is tiny”

by Chris likes men March 24, 2022

Christopher Reid

Christopher Reid is one if the biggest chads out there. He'll make you laugh so hard you cry, but he does care about you alot so don't take it for granted.

girl 1: Chris is so annoying
girl 2: Christopher Reid is not annoying he's just special in his own way

by Lamolol June 18, 2022

Christopher Nolan

1. A name for the G.O.A.T

2. A cinematic genius who creates mind-boggling movies that requires an IQ above 200 to understand.

3. Does not like chairs on the set when filming!

4. The bender of Time.

Every Christopher Nolan films presents a unique setting with interesting yet complex characters, plot and stories put together on a surprising twist.

by pacificshell50 August 12, 2022

Christopher

Christopher is one of the best people you will ever meet. One you get to know him he's the most funniest, best person to talk to. Whenever your alone with him you will feel butterflies in it tummy and it's a good thing. Chris is super hot and knows how to handle things properly. Get to know and Chris and you will love your life.

christopher is one of the best people you were ever meet he will warm up your heart and whatever you're alone with him get the chance to talk to him about everything you possibly can because he makes sure you're all right whenever you feel like you're not he always makes you feel safe and whenever you are at you're lowest he always makes you feel like you're at your highest life with him as amazing and honestly if you get your hands on across cherish in the river and never let him leave he may try to that whatever you do don't let him because he will always know how to make you feel like you will love you with all his heart so never ever let him go
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by Chris Docherty king June 28, 2022