christian

the meanest, rudest, most stuck up guy. if you ever talk to him, which you probably will cause he tries to get with every girl, run. like runnnnnnn. he is a good talker and will convince you that he cares but i promise he doesn’t. he denies that he’s a fuckboy but he is the ultimate one. his relationships only last 4 days because he has commitment issues and just wants to hoe around. he plays the same games with every girl he talks to so if he make you feel special just remember you are probably not in his eyes. but who gives a fuck abt him cause he’s a piece of shit. he thinks he’s the hottest guy ever but he’s actually really ugly. so just do yourself a favor and drop him before you catch feelings unless you wanna look like the biggest clown.

new girl- “do y’all know a guy named christian”

every girl in the school “omg yes he’s the biggest player!!! do NOT go for him!!!”

by the ultimate clown September 26, 2019

Christian

Christian is that guy everyone finds annoying but is still friends with. He likes to insult people. Every time he opens his mouth you know it’s something stupid or something so smart it’s still stupid. He’s annoying but he’s smart. Likes to use bigger words

Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets to hire someone to smack you everyday for a week”

by dragonspirit666 September 08, 2020

christian

im finna cum

is that christian i see over there cuz it looks like he finna cum

by yxngchris November 23, 2021

Christian

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A b c d e f g gummy bears are chasing me one is red one is blue one is chewing on my shoe now I’m running for my life cause the red one has a knife (btw the red gummy bear is christian)

by ( ͡°ʖ ͡°) December 11, 2018

Christian

A human porcupine that needs to get a haircut as quick as yesterday

Christian dinosaur be lookin like a whole pineapple

by Blurb37 February 23, 2019

Christian

He is a stupid smelly kid that goes to Jane Addams and he just sucks all around.

Christian is ___

by YupYT90 January 10, 2019

Christian

A type of nigga that dates girls named Aliyah and krischell. Looks like a turtle and build like a stick bug. He is most likely to be ashy everywhere and ask for some lotion. You will also see the mark from his tight ass durag on his head 🤣🤣. He lives in a broken down crack house in riverside

Christian is a broke ass nigga

by Chrisbreazzy20 December 02, 2019