choad

I penis that is bumby and wider than it is long.

Maurice dweck is the only person in the syrian community with a choad. I really feel bad for him because he cannot jerk off with out using a funnel. Legend has it that Maurice on the 8th day he was born had one of the top 2 worst curcumsision's ever done. They shouldent have hired Steve Wonder, because he's blind, not certified and he likes to chop off big peices and make a wallet out of them. So now the wallet that he keeps his money in is part of Maurices choad.

by Alex Tourgaman June 13, 2006

chaggot

a chatty maggot.
somebody who is really dirty.

ew, he's such a chaggot.

by steazyf March 3, 2008

choad

A short fat penis, wider than it is long
Always asosiated with the name myles

Myles has a choad

by amanwhomakesfunofmyles November 7, 2010

choader

A choader is a cock that is as long as it is wide.

I went to bang this chick, but she got so frightened by my paint-can lookin' choader that she ran away.

by 444 May 13, 2005

Choad

A short fat penis, which is wider than longer.

Jame's Lado Has a huge ass choad!

by Henry Nigga December 22, 2007

Choad

a cock that is wider than it is long...when it becomes erect it gets wider instead of longer..ahhhhhhh

I wish i had a choad so i could show it off to all my friends.

by choady February 25, 2003

choad boy

Someone who is computer swavy and talks with an abnormal high fluctuating voice. A choad boy usually will only leave his abode at night because sun light is bad for his skin. A choad boy will often say words which cannot be understood by normal humans but another choad boy will know exactly what he is talking about.

That Choad Boy just fix my computer, but I couldn't understand anything he said to me in his choad voice.

by Derrick from DC September 19, 2006