cheeze it

another way of saying to ejaculate(masterbate)

"Hey man did you see that bitch last night yeah I was cheeze in it it this morning how about you yeah i also cheeze it three times a day"

by panoch April 29, 2009

Cheez It

A.) When a guy with a serious std infection splooges off colored puke like semen all over a girls chest then rubs his wang in it.

B.) When a woman is riding a man and she has a yeast infection, everything mixes together and it looks like a disgusting cheez it.

C.) A really good cheddar cracker with a lot of salt on it.

Bob squealed like a bitch when he realized he was given a Cheez It by Petra.

by The Artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer October 5, 2006

Chezzed

-being completely chill and not letting anything get to you. often a comment will simply be answered by saying "chezz".
-the fact that something is just so cool it can only be described by the word "chezz".

The people on the beach were worried about the sharks in the water, but not Kate, she was totally chezzed.

Rob - "Dude, some guy just sideswiped your car!!"
Shane - "Chezz..."

Kalli - "Look at my new car!"
Beth - "Chezz!"

by reve January 6, 2006

Chezzer

(N) A person with little or no redeeming qualities that frequently engages in consuming methamphetamines. More often than not, their preferred mode of transportation is bicycle between the hours of 2am through 5am. They rely on the "Barter System" rather than US Treasury Notes. This is in part due to their resourceful abilities to find odd and unnecessary items.

Hey Wilbur, what in tarnations is your neighbor doing watering the lawn at 3am in nothing but his jean shorts? W: Oh yeah, its the first of the month and he just got his welfare check, he's a chezzer. He sure rocks a sweet mullet though.
Chez Chezzin

by Heirophant October 18, 2010

cheez-clump

a large shit

kaysee roberts

by kurtis and andy January 26, 2004

cheezoid

adj.
a cornball, a cheesy person

Put away that fake afro, you cheezoid.

by hello there June 13, 2005

Cheez Bix

Cheez Bix, often mistaken for Weeta Bix, is a delicate confectionery, enjoyed by the upper class societies of Somalia. It originates from unknown colloquial vocabularies and is said to be made of a mixture of milk, age, and plenty of yeast cells. Due to the curious combination of ingredients used in its creation, it is often found with wrinkles, bones, and fungi that are capable of inducing cardiac arrest within ten minutes of ingestion. Some say that the aroma of Cheez Bix is enough to induce a coma.

Cheez Bix is often referred to as Jizz Bix, Cheez Bitch, or, less commonly, Jizz Bitch, although these, "Nicknames," are usually jests and should be corrected during all occasions.

Other uses include:
-verb
1) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to cause death through heart attack or eternal rest.

2) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to obliterate resistance in a battle front through the use of simple methods of assault.

3) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to cause worry and concern amongst people who have never heard of Cheez Bix.

-noun
1) A state of, "Cheez Bix," is used to describe a coma or eternal rest caused by the smelling or ingestion of Cheez Bix.

Geoff: I think this guy just had a Cheez Bix
Bobulus: What do you mean?!
Geoff: He either smelt or ingested a rare form of confectionery that is only found in Somalia.

by Cheez Bix July 10, 2009