chewitz

Jewish Wine.

Manashewitz

coined by 50 Shekel

he uses it as a substitute for cognac in his Jewish parody of 50 Cent's In Da Club.

I've got the chewitz baby

by djKOF February 27, 2007

Chowing the numbers

To deceptively manipulate poll or vote numbers in order to show strengthened support for your position or opinion.

In 2008, the website of Trinity-Spadina MP Olivia Chow of the New Democratic Party of Canada was flooded with numerous votes that contradicted her political position. Her website administrator reset the numbers, deleting votes that were contrary to her political stance. A big controversy ensued, and her political staff admitted to tampering the numbers. "Chowing the numbers" is used in reference to her last name, Chow.

by David Eckmier December 21, 2008

chewicure

To trim one's fingernails (or toenails) by chewing.

My girlfriend wants me to get a manicure, but I always get the job done with a good chewicure.

by Mr Munshun August 4, 2009

chewny swinger

a mink who chews chewing gum loudly with their mouth open, occasionally blows bubbles, and takes it out their mouth and swings it round their finger like a helicopter.

nah she's a pure chewny swinger man

by anonymouse1990 May 8, 2011

Chewis Haworth

A guy who is a complete jizztard. :)

Hey who's this Chewis Haworth kid?" "Oh, he's a jizztard

by Gratzella1 December 2, 2011

Chwinged

Getting ripped off or accepting a bad deal unknowingly.

Dude, I got chwinged on this bicycle that some schwoog sold me.

by Perkalerk November 2, 2013

Chewie Tryhard

When somebody goes on a mad rampage (often in an FPS) like Chewbacca at the end of Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

1: Did you see Dave last night?
2: Yeah, he went full Chewie Tryhard and carried everyone in that CS game. People thought he was hacking!

by cctsn May 4, 2018