cheeto dick

a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.

Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.

by scubadubadoo January 1, 2010

cheating whore

A slut that you once called your girlfriend who decides to sleep with someone else

You have been living with this girl for 2 years and one day she not only decides to become a junkie but rather than pay for her grugs she figures it easier to work them off on her back so she screws a drug dealer in return for drugs all the while telling you she loves you,Thats a cheating whore (Brandi was her name)(see The Whoredown in MySpace)

by Luke Friendly August 13, 2006

cheeto voldemort

Another of the numerous nicknames for Donald J. Trump

Person A: how did the Cheeto Voldemort win the election?

Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.

by luuunaaa January 15, 2017

philly chee hoff

(n.) The best actor of our generation, Philip Seymour Hoffman. He averages about 4.7 movies a year, and he used to be a "That Guy" until his Oscar-winning performance in "Capote."

Example 1: Philly Chee Hoff was incredible in "Boogie Nights." He totally had me believing he would S Wahlberg's D!

Example 2: If I could have sex with any celebrity, it would definitely be Elisha Cuthbert. But if she were unavailable, I wouldn't hesitate to make love to Philly Chee Hoff.

by Ryan Fitz May 4, 2006

cheetah blood

Apply this substance on any moving object, and prepare to travel faster than the speed of light.

"Follow that car!"
"It's no use. He's rubbed cheetah blood on his engine!"

by skarley poe September 30, 2007

Cheeto Fingers

The obvious sign that you have been previously consuming Cheetos. Identified by oddly red or orange coloring to the the thumb, index finger, and middle finger. However, it can spread to the remaining fingers in cases of voracious and ravenous eating of Cheetos.

Those aren't Cheeto fingers.

THESE are Cheeto fingers (insert spirit finger motion here)

by ErickEbonic_BlackerThanYou March 12, 2009

cheeto head

a male red head who can't get a girl unless she is extremely intoxicated because of his hair color. Don't get them confused with the average gingers.

Wendy: I hooked up with a cheeto head last night!
Jenny: Oh no!

by cheetolover December 18, 2011