by EDDY-G-123 May 14, 2016
Get the Floating Chairmug. A chair in shops (mainly clothing stores) for a poor male stuck waiting for a partner shopping. On occasion used by children also waiting for their mother.
What usually happens...
girlfriend: Oh my god! I love that dress!
-she walks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Oh crap! Not again!
-he looks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Thank god there is a man chair!
-he goes and sits on the man chair as his partner looks around the shop for an hour-
1 HOUR LATER:
girlfriend: That dress doesn't come in my size!
boyfriend (thinking): Seriously?!
girlfriend: Oh my god! I love that dress!
-she walks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Oh crap! Not again!
-he looks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Thank god there is a man chair!
-he goes and sits on the man chair as his partner looks around the shop for an hour-
1 HOUR LATER:
girlfriend: That dress doesn't come in my size!
boyfriend (thinking): Seriously?!
by soccer all November 25, 2016
Get the Man Chairmug. the chair in your bedroom that your gear likes to sit on (it has been fully adopted as the place to put the gear you don't know where else to put because you are lazy and stuff). the gear chair keeps the rest of your room clean.
you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
-the gear chair is most likely where you throw clothes you wore but did not get dirty
-the gear chair kicks it
-the gear chair gets its kick it on
-the gear chair kicks it
-the gear chair gets its kick it on
by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010
Get the gear chairmug. They are Horible chairs.
by MercuryOfficial July 9, 2020
Get the Horible chairsmug. by Honey mustard February 3, 2020
Get the lettuce chairmug. by Amity Park Ghost Boy January 4, 2022
Get the Dump Chairmug. How bisexual people sit with a weird slouched knee-high crossed legged position. Its fucking weird but hell its comfortable.
Human one:
wow
Human two:
what
Human one:
your so gay man
Human two:
why thank you I love my bi chair
Human one:
How the hell do you do that
Human two:
Practice hun practice *sips the tea*
wow
Human two:
what
Human one:
your so gay man
Human two:
why thank you I love my bi chair
Human one:
How the hell do you do that
Human two:
Practice hun practice *sips the tea*
by Gaybabyinatrenchcoat November 19, 2019
Get the bi chairmug.