cell phone samba

the erratic movements of a person trying to get better cell phone service.

The other day, a man ran into me while doing the cell phone samba in the grocery store.

by tortuga azul September 4, 2010

cell phone salute

When one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.

"Dude i didn't know you were a Nazi."

"I'm not. I have no signal bars so i have to do the cell phone salute to get this message out or my woman is gonna be pissed"

by SixStringSaint August 17, 2009

Cell Phone Moan

While eating a chick out, you grab your cell phone, call your buddy and when he answers you begin pleasuring your partner with the phone.

use your imagination

by floyd January 2, 2004

cellbow

the medical condition of stiff and/or painful elbows brought about by holding a cell phone to the ear every waking and driving minute.

"Sorry officer, I could have avoided the errant penguin if I didn't have a painful cellbow condition".

by Dean Morris August 6, 2003

Cell-on

Noun. Similar to Hard-on
When your cell phone or ipod gets stuck horizontally in your pants, making you look ridiculous. Hilarious to everyone in room if whoever has a Cell-on is completely oblivious to it.

Joe walked into 7th period today with a cell-on. That or he has a dick shaped like a LG voyager

by manamanamanamanabing March 5, 2009

cell-u-lar-sodomy

The act of taking your piece of shit cell phone back to the store and shoving up the salesperson's ass.

I am so sick of this fucking cell phone. I have had it replaced at least ten times and each one of them has been worst than the last.

I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

cellis

a woodland fairy who spends her day feeding the hippies. she loves shade and water. find her in a field of wild flowers and approach with care she bites

creative, cellis

by one with nature September 5, 2009