collary

Emphasizing how the collar stands out over the shirt. Generally one will wear a collared shirt, with another brightly top layer T-shirt.

Why Ben, you look very collary today.

by Michael Pasqualone March 4, 2008

cellrectile dysfunction

When one becomes a social outcast, or severely socially crippled. Their cellphone is unavailable, and they suffer from missed txts, calls, or IMs.

"Man, since I dropped my cellphone in the toilet the other day, I've been suffering from serious cellrectile dysfunction.I don't know WHAT'S going on"

by sarniakid October 8, 2008

White collar butt fucking

Office workers in the middle or upper class that butt fuck while constantly circling in a revolving door.

Josh and Billy are walking in the same section of a revolving door and keep going around in circles. They are also butt fucking at the same time.

Josh and Billy enjoy an early morning white collar butt fucking.

by Trahsy McTrash March 9, 2011

collar chaser

A female who is in love with, chases, crushes on, wants to marry priests - especially Catholic priests. Women who get moist and juicy every time they are around a man of the cloth!

Wow!!! Kathy is always in some priest's face at some church or other - then she says she is in love! What a collar chaser!

by COLLAR-CHASER August 4, 2010

Dual Collars

When One, often a prep student, wears TWO popped collars simultaniously, one on top of the other, thereby signifying that he or she is better than the simple single popped collar wearers.

By wearing two popped collars, it is also implyed that the wearer likes it in the butt.

Prep Girl: My dual collars, are awsome...tot obvi holler

by BOWski May 18, 2005

horse collar

Inserting penis into mouth of an unsuspecting victim, and then tightly wrapping one's legs around their head. Bonus points for performing while victim is standing up.

I horse collared Ed while he was sleeping, he woke up to quite a shock.

by Max Turtles September 11, 2010

red collar

Peasant, slave, or bitch.

"Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand or I shall transform your blue collar into a red one." - Stewie Griffin

by Adam W May 13, 2005