Cardi b

An overrated bitch who doesn’t write her own raps and all her songs sound the same

Cardi b is talentless

by Sister siwicki October 20, 2018

Cardage

To play card games such as Yu-Gi-Oh or WOW.

Lad 1: Wanna play Yu-Gi-Oh?
Lad 2: Yes, lets give it the Cardage.

by Sangajin March 10, 2008

Cardament

For the person just starting out on his or her own. Every card you receive during the holiday season has the potential of ending up decorating your Christmas tree in place of traditional ornaments that you have yet to buy.

"Say! That's a neat tree of lights and cardaments! Looks like you're a popular person."

by redehlert December 22, 2008

Cardhoardia

A rare neurological medical condition--you can't bring just one deck of cards with you, you have to bring three.

Luckily, due to her cardhoardia, we had enough cards for everyone to play Kings on the Corners all at once.

by T+B January 2, 2011

cardfettied

1. To rip up a card, valuble item, or gift given to you by a previous boyfriend/girlfriend and throwing it at them with malicious intent.
2. to throw something in the heat of anger due to being miss informed

boy plans on breaking up with girl for usual reasons. girl finds out,and thinks he is breaking up with her for pig-headed reasons. girl is pissed {being slightly missinformed}. girl breaks up with boyfriend. ripps up an anniversery card he made her and throws it at him. this is an example of what often happens when theres a break up. someone is usually cardfettied.

by jalxyak May 18, 2011

cardiac shingles

toast with extra butter

(reference to the book "Odd Thomas" by Dean Koontz, page 41, paragraph 3)

I went to a diner and ordered a porky sitting, hash browns, and cardiac shingles.

by midnightpanther June 23, 2011

cardboard catwalk

An ode to the 1980s style of breakdancing on a flaten piece of cardboard in the streets. The act of impressing a boy/girl by showcasing how well they can dance.

Dalton: Hey Luke, how the hell are you going to impress Kacie?

Luke: I think a stroll down the cardboard catwalk will do the trick.

Dalton: Okay, but your white so I'd stick to the acoustic guitar.

Luke: Oh please. I'm the blackest white person in Lafayette County.

by Stang July 8, 2011