wet carpet

Pissing on a woman's vagina before fucking her.

I gave your mom a wet carpet last night!

by Mm1788 January 6, 2015

brown carpet

A bathroom act performed by a female, in which she wipes her feces from back to front. It leaves a particularily foul odour -- or flavour if you were in a rush -- that grinds oral sex to a halt.

"I must have pissed her off, because she gave me the brown carpet treatment last night."

"That chick I went home with last night was kinda gross. I could ignore the other stuff, but the brown carpet was the final straw."

by RNunweiler November 6, 2007

carpet bomber

Severly overweight lesbian.

Damn, when those two carpet bombers play with a strap on, you can feel the ground quaking.

by Ragnov October 18, 2004

shag carpet

When a man/woman has so much pubic hair it looks like a shag carpet.

i slept with a chick last night and she had the biggest shag carpet i've ever seen. i think i might have gotten carpet burn.

by Diljon December 27, 2007

carpet-bomb

to mount a destructive assault or opposition

They tried to carpet-bomb the senator for his alleged scheme but made no progress.

by The Return of Light Joker December 26, 2008

carpet jockey

A term used to describe those crazy arabs and their silly magical stories. (Aladdin.) You know, its funny how people make such a big friggin deal about minority racial slurs, but when Dave Chappelle or Nick Cannon goes on TV and makes fun of white people for a whole hour and calls it a television show, nobody says a friggin word. Therefore, this is not a 'derogatory' term.

Those goddam carpet jockeys should stop bombing INNOCENT people and learn to accept people's differences. Maybe then we wouldn't think so lowly of them.

by REASON AND LOGIC August 25, 2006

Carpet Bomb

When, in the process of pulling-out from vaginal intercourse, you get out just in time to blow your "bomb" all over the female's bush.

Rich - "Hey man, how'd it go last nite with that chick?"
Jim - "Dude, it was alright but I had a scare when I barely got out in time. I managed to Carpet Bomb her though."
Rich - "What a relief man, we don't need any Lil' Jimmys running around."

by suzlooky December 6, 2009