Smol Cabbage

You're smallish friend who you like as a friend, or more, you know, whatever.

"Yo, Kaylee, she's my smol cabbage

by Dir3wolfe October 27, 2016

sticky cabbage

A code word or another word for weed or majuaina

Hey bro do got any of that sticky cabbage

by FakeLover May 28, 2017

cock cabbage

A very putrescant case of genital warts

Someone with the IQ of a root vegetable

I really should have used a condom my dicks now covered in cock cabbages

Those urban dictionary editors rejected my definition they're a bunch of absolute cock cabbages

by Snarflecakes July 12, 2017

Ass Cabbage

Any bits of undigested food that passs through your intestines and drops into the toilet

That broccoli salad I ate yesterday gave me some serious ass cabbage this morning

by David Smooth August 10, 2017

Smelly Cabbage

When two me are embracing each other and one of the men squats over the other man's face and inserts a head of cabbage into the other man's anus. The man with the cabbage in his anus then projectile fires the cabbage all over the second mans face and proceeds to smell it.

Brad and I just did that smelly cabbage thing from TV.... It was amazing!
Hey do you want to try the smelly cabbage? I heard it is great!
Jill tried to do the smelly cabbage with me and I said I can' t because she isn't a bro.

by C-Dogg Willis May 16, 2018

Financial Carnage

It’s what happens when the New World Order Rothschild run Central Banks run by the BIS bend over an entire economy and fist them with a metal spiked gauntlet, what is left is “Financial Carnage”

Do you see how the People of Venezuela walk so bow legged, it’s because of the Financial Carnage they suffered from the Rothschild Central Bank.

by dracolisk321 August 18, 2018

Cursed Cabbage

Another derogatory Word for “marijuana” similar to “devils lettuce”

Tyler- “what are you smoking man is that devils lettuce!”
Daniel- “nah man this is that cursed cabbage”

by Dannyseibs August 17, 2019