Using ones left hand to flitter and twiddle the external genitalia, or snatch of a clueless female who is trying unsuccessfully to be humorous or witty.
At the recent Texas vs. Nebraska college football game, a female Nebraska fan (Who thought she was being quite funny.) was seen wearing a shirt with the slogan: Callahan This. The shirt also had a large arrow pointing down to the minge.
At the recent Texas vs. Nebraska college football game, a female Nebraska fan (Who thought she was being quite funny.) was seen wearing a shirt with the slogan: Callahan This. The shirt also had a large arrow pointing down to the minge.
“She thought she was being hilarious, so I Callahaned her.”
“When my girlfriend tells a bad joke, I laugh sarcastically really loud and then Callahan her cooter.”
“When my girlfriend tells a bad joke, I laugh sarcastically really loud and then Callahan her cooter.”
by George Henry November 15, 2007
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should really target the elderly or disabled.
should really target the elderly or disabled.
"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"
*hangs up phone*
"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"
*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"
*hangs up phone*
"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"
*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*
by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005
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When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.
Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"
Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)
Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)
by BiddelyBongPills87 October 7, 2011
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"Wow caliang, shut the fuck up fagbag."
"person: did you hear what caliang did?
person2: yea! he sucked his dick yesterday!
person: i wish i was caliang!"
"person: did you hear what caliang did?
person2: yea! he sucked his dick yesterday!
person: i wish i was caliang!"
by kaitlynsxswagga October 21, 2009
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Get the calling you out mug.She is an amazing girl, who is perfect to anybody she meets. She always has a positive attitude even when she is down. A bubbly personality and amazing eyes. She is so strong emotionally and can handle anything that she comes up against! Guys Love her
"Callay Is Beautiful"
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