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Cactus Sexual

Being sexually attracted to a plant, specifically a cactus. A cactus is a mostly green plant with sharp pin-like things coming out of it that can cause harm if touched.
"After my visit to a desert I immediately felt an off attraction to a cactus. I am Cactus Sexual."
by Thecactiloversquad January 16, 2017
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Causa

(Full name: known as "Causa Mortis" latin for Cause of Death, indicating the death of countless relationships, and women fall by the wayside, sedate but also distraught at the loss of awesomeness. Causa causes the schroedinger's effect in women. )

The Dutch Casanova of the 21th century, mostly known by his nickname "Causa". He has mostly spent his youth in training his talent pleasing women and to fortify his position among stud's. His glory is untill now unchallenged by any male adversaries and he currently trains upcoming stud's in the art of seduction.
He is commonly known on the Internet and in Dutch culture, nowadays being called a Causa is the ultimate rank for up-and-coming studs

His nickname "Causa" is also commonly used as a definition for beauty, sex and whoreish behaviour and can be applied several different contexts.
"Man, that guy totally causa'd those women.", "I wish I was more causa now and then","Watch out man, he is a Causa among men", "Once she went causa, she never turned back to me", "We were perfect for each other and then he causa'd her." or "She eventually left him, since he pulled a causa."
by Peenilord May 27, 2008
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carcus

a living male or female,,that has become such a bed potatoe there bed sores get so worse they start to decompose,,1st stage of carcus like symptoms is leavin imprints in your of your bodily outlone,,2nd stage ur feet an fingers swell up so much you can no longer use a phone or laptop,,3rd stage you die an continue 2 decompose until the smell becomes unbearable just like a mix between dead fish,stilton an crusty fart!!
craig is such a carcus!!
by chews July 27, 2009
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cactus

Peyote, San Pedro, or other Mescaline-containing psychoactive cacti.
"I have some cactus. Let's trip"
by junkyman420 March 13, 2004
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The Sea Cactus

The act of a male and female letting there pubic hairs grow to the point roughness, in which they sixty nine each other while rubbing there faces in each others pubes. Poking and probably hurting one another (depending on how long they haven't washed and grown) giving the imagination of rubbing your face on a cactus for sexual pleasure.
Friend 1: "Hey man did you hear what joey did last night? Him and Diana totally Sea cactused each other"
Friend 2: "That's gross... did it feel good?"
Friend 1: "I don't know we should try it"
Friend 2: "I don't like the idea of doing The Sea Cactus"
by Friend Number 2 July 17, 2009
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cactus

1.n. a plant in desert regions

2.n. another word for prick
jagoff#1 hey i like to fuck 5 year olds dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!
jagoff#2 what a cactus!
by shitmeister2000 October 20, 2006
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cactusing

going out to The Neon Cactus at Purdue University, its a Thursday must-do for 21 year olds
Hey, are you cactusing tonight?
by Karen Booker May 5, 2012
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