Crockcunt

The name of a person that balls as hard as a crocodile but acts like a total cunt.

Yo, young jeezy be actin all like a crockcunt up in this crackhouse.

by Vasik November 9, 2012

crocahaulic

a person who is obssesed with croc brand shoes

" my wife was raggin me for buying another pair of those plastic shoes, she says i'm a real crocahaulic"

by pitch1970 November 19, 2011

Crockerphiliac

One who has a sexual attraction to Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.

Girl 1: Mr.Crocker is like, sooo hot!
Girl 2: Ew! You're a crockerphiliac!

by Momo1969 October 18, 2013

Crockerphilic

Adj: To be sexually obsessed with Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.

I saw a crockerphilic man the other day masturbating to pictures of Mr.Crocker.

by CrockCock69 November 21, 2013

Croc on the riverbank

This occurs when a turd is released and falls short of its intended target, thus remaining semi-submerged in water on the inside of the toilet bowl,replicating a crocodile on the riverbank.

Judging by the slide marks I'd say somebody left a croc on the riverbank.

by Funk-4:20 September 13, 2015

Croc models

Two croctastic girls rocking the crocs on a daily basis

Wow those croc models are looking croctastic!

by Jojobaddie April 8, 2016

croch spiders

The pubic hairs that stick out of your bathing suit.

Amelia! I can see some croch spiders sticking out!

by <:3)~ MOUSE January 7, 2017