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Crockcunt

The name of a person that balls as hard as a crocodile but acts like a total cunt.
Yo, young jeezy be actin all like a crockcunt up in this crackhouse.
by Vasik November 9, 2012
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crocahaulic

a person who is obssesed with croc brand shoes
" my wife was raggin me for buying another pair of those plastic shoes, she says i'm a real crocahaulic"
by pitch1970 November 19, 2011
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Crockerphiliac

Girl 1: Mr.Crocker is like, sooo hot!
Girl 2: Ew! You're a crockerphiliac!
by Momo1969 October 18, 2013
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Crockerphilic

Adj: To be sexually obsessed with Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.
I saw a crockerphilic man the other day masturbating to pictures of Mr.Crocker.
by CrockCock69 November 21, 2013
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Croc on the riverbank

This occurs when a turd is released and falls short of its intended target, thus remaining semi-submerged in water on the inside of the toilet bowl,replicating a crocodile on the riverbank.
Judging by the slide marks I'd say somebody left a croc on the riverbank.
by Funk-4:20 September 13, 2015
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Croc models

Two croctastic girls rocking the crocs on a daily basis
Wow those croc models are looking croctastic!
by Jojobaddie April 8, 2016
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croch spiders

The pubic hairs that stick out of your bathing suit.
Amelia! I can see some croch spiders sticking out!
by <:3)~ MOUSE January 7, 2017
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