I counted the beans

The phrase used when one is in a group but does little to contribute.

Used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.

Person one: Dude, why is Greg in our group?!

Person two: Yeah Greg! You don't even do anything!

Greg: Hey man, I counted the beans.

by ZDK December 9, 2008

down for the count

where u dick slap a bitch and she gets knocked da fuck out

wow she is down for the count

by bichsuk April 5, 2008

Count yo days

“What yo back”

McDonald’s done fucked up my order
“Count yo days McDonalds”

by cooch1eman February 26, 2021

post count poker

A messageboard game created by ken_valyi of arstechnica to pass the time while sitting at his desk at work on a Saturday afternoon.

Rules: Zeros count as jokers, and 1s are considered like aces (the highest card), 2s are lowest going up to 9s which are second only to 1s.

EXAMPLE:

ken_valyi: I created a lame little game called post count poker, because I'm bored on a sunny Saturday afternoon.

ken_valyi: Posts: 3336, I got a three of kind, acn anyone beat that?

chugg: Posts: 11411, Four Aces, Suck it down bitches.

Alexander: I can't, but right now .milFox has Posts: 11111
Five Aces?! somebody get a rope!

by lotto winner July 6, 2006

weird counting relationship

When you and bae or a friend keep track of how much you owe one another, down to the penny, no matter how long you've known eachother

Person 1: What's taking those two so long to pay?
Person 2: I think they have a weird counting relationship.

by irok720 May 3, 2016

big where it counts

A smaller person that has big boobs or penis

Girl: You're so small!
Guy: I'm big where it counts! ;)

by bigwhereitcounts October 19, 2013

Chino Ten Count

This is a term used to describe the act of shanking a.k.a. shimming, e.t.c. Most often used in the prison environment.

Nick crept up on Matt who was a snitching rat and give him a chino ten count to the throat

by Nino Brown April 27, 2004