Canned-versation

A canned-versation is a conversation, usually kept very short, that mostly exists of 'canned' phrases and typical questions & responses.

Example of a canned-versation:

hi, how are you ?

good

how are you ?

good

... good

work?

good

yours

good

and the family?

goood

and y..

they good too!.

the weather's great

yes

very sunny now

indeed

it's good

good

okay, well see you

yep, see you around

by Cogari June 19, 2009

cobner

When you get your penis stuck in a pool jet

Ouch, I have a cobner

by Baser March 21, 2015

Concentration Cramp

An alternative name for a headache.

Discomfort experienced when an individual has been focusing on a task for too long and needs a break.

"All this cramming for our European history class will be worth it when we get an A"

"I sure hope so, memorizing all the dates is giving me a serious concentration cramp"

by ratherdashing April 1, 2017

Concealism

A style and, arguably, genre of film-making in which real, non-actors are manipulated into becoming part of a fictional, plot. This is similar to the hidden-camera genre of comedy, but different in that the unwitting participants may be aware that they are being filmed - just not fully aware of the true nature of the filming.

Significant examples of cinematic concealism include:
Vampire's Kiss (1988) - some scenes featured Nicolas Cage interacting with real people, unaware that they were being filmed, on the streets of New York
Windy City Heat (2003)
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
Bruno (2009)
Under the Skin (2013) - some scenes featured Scarlett Johansson interacted with real people, unaware that they were being filmed, on the streets of Glasgow
Look Who's Back (2015) - some scenes featured a man presenting as Adolf Hitler interacting with members of the general public in front of cameras, mostly assuming they were in some sort of comedy film
Impractical Jokers: The Movie (2020)
Bad Trip (2020)

The phrase originates from the comedy film podcast Diminishing Returns, following a discussion of the work of Sacha Baron Cohen, the film Windy City Heat and the film Vampire's Kiss (where the hosts finally settled on a specific phrase to use for the genre).

Sacha Baron Cohen is a master of cinematic concealism.

by Solmaquina August 30, 2020

Tea Concentrate

The super-strong liquid left at the bottom of your mug after a teabag has been left in your now drunken tea. This usually occurs as a result of failure to completely drink the beverage or dispose of the teabag beforehand.

Trevor: Have you finished drinking that yet?

Bob: Pretty much, do you want this Tea Concentrate?

Trevor: Hell no.

by EdoubleLIOT January 15, 2011

airbus a390 concept

The airbus is a longer triple decker or just same thing but longer THE AIRBUS A390 IS THE SAME AS THE A380 BUT LONGER AND BIGGER,Anyway, it is a concept.So im not sure if it will come out but we will never know...well maybe we will...ANYWAY remember, know WHAT AN AIRBUS IS. IT'S AN AIRCRAFT MANUFACTURE. Have a nice day

Mike:who's joe?!
Jake:idk
Mike:JOE MAMA!!!
Jake:bruh

Airbus:SCREW BOEING WHEN WE HAVE THE AIRBUS A390 CONCEPT!!!
Mike&jake:wtf?!?
Boeing: >:(

by Boeing 747 fan October 31, 2019

David Josef Cennedy

A Dwarf, an animal with an extremely small wang. Often misinterpreted for Santa’s elfs.

Hey is that David Josef Cennedy I heard he has an extremely small wang.

by FuckDavid225 August 28, 2020