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Keyboard Confusion

When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.
Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.
by quitterwin September 19, 2012
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confusive

(Adjective)
To be unclear, or confusive.
Xavier was being confusive.
by Nslalbd December 26, 2016
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a confused het

by markleeh June 17, 2018
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blazed and confused

The phenomenon when you are so high you forget your train of thought or if someone asks / tells you something and you don't understand.
Person 1: Oh did you join the book club?

Person2: Book what?
Person1: The book club!
Person2: my bad I'm very blazed and confused right now.
by Amber Omnivore January 22, 2021
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Confusion

CONNOR IS THE DEFINITION IF CONFUSION
Oh you met Connor Yh he is confusion
by Bddjjdgejdihdhr April 11, 2021
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Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023
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Very Fucking Confused

The self-given nickname of Adam Stanheight.
Adam: MY NAME IS “VERY FUCKING CONFUSED,” WHAT’S YOUR NAME!?
by 64SilverEyes October 30, 2023
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