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Comfort years

A period of time, usually around 5 years when someone around the age of 30-45 (usually a man) gains weight, doesn’t exercise very much and enjoys wine, beer and good food. Comfort years are often followed by a ‘get fit’ regime and weight loss. Someone in their comfort years usually has a belly.
‘Wow, you’re really getting a beer belly on you. Maybe you should try some exercise!’
‘Just enjoying my comfort years! I’ll lose the weight in a few years...’
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 12, 2019
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comfortnagito

the best mutual out there 😈👌🛐 and the best style whoever is mutuals with easton ily
comfortnagito is the best tiktoker out there
by gregisamazingyall March 28, 2021
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Comfort Actor

A comfort actor is an actor who makes you feel safe, secure, and loved.
by baddiethemattie April 11, 2021
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Comfort Porn

A comic where there aren't any jokes, it's just a character being nice to another character who is in emotional pain. There is no punchline. The final panel instead says something along the lines of "It's all going to be ok".

Variations include:
-A character talking about their lack of confidence in something not to another character, but to the reader.
-A character getting the courage to go off and accomplish things today.
-A character growing tired while drawing at a cintiq and then getting a second wind.
-A character waxing nostalgic about their childhood, then comparing it to their life now, then seeing kids doing a modern day version of what they were doing as a kid, and coming to the conclusion that things will be ok.
Friend: "Why does this comic about some sad mouse being comforted by another mouse have so many likes on insta?"
You: "Because people like your aunt will always be suckers for comfort porn."
by Oweeeeendennis May 25, 2021
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comfab

To shove dick up someone’s ass till it makes the scream
Bro I whould love to comfab now
by Fhdhehdu July 9, 2021
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comfort player

a sports player you develop some sort of emotional attachment to over the course of watching/supporting a team. a player you find comfort in watching. someone who's personality you vibe with. they're just wholesome and watching them play always puts you in a good mood.
freddie andersen is definitely my comfort player
by bee loves hockey August 9, 2021
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