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colon sister

When you and a friend are pooping at the same time, but don’t know it.
Ali: I just pooped
Player2: Me too!

Ali: No way! Colon sisters!
by yungshauzzie67 September 19, 2025
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colon

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epic colons:
1: 2: 3:
by YeetoWords May 3, 2022
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Colon Cologne

Noun - Pronounced (kōlən kəˈlōn) or (Co - lon Co - lone), is an item used during the human mating ritual in order to make the anal area smell more appealing to a partner. Comes in many smells and flavors, such as rose, lavender, hotdog, banana, and a new all time favorite, grilled cheese. Colon Cologne can also be used in other areas of the body, like the armpits, neck, and genital area.
Man - WOW honey your ass smells like its been dried out in the sun for 40 years.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.
by MoonUrMom March 1, 2021
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colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.
Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.
by ListentoLia February 24, 2024
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colonizer

A person who supports or turns a blind eye to the continued colonization and subjugation of indigenous people
Hey colonizer
by s1n1ster September 20, 2021
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Uncle Colon

Otherwise known as colin, "aka colon " a shifty character that is turdy at times.
Quick its uncle colon,..meow meow.. its uncle...
by chicken likka September 27, 2023
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Colon Crockpot

When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.
That orgy was divine did you eat any of the colon crockpot?, i heard it was the best.
by Greyhippieman November 1, 2019
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