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Crystal Falls, Mi

Boring ass town,

nothing to do...and the people are stuck up and full of themselves. if you don't have the 'right last name' then good luck. you wont last long. You should LEAVE while you still have the chance.
wow, this is almost as boring as Crystal falls, Mi"
by jealous145? September 1, 2010
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crystal

stupid whore that gets caught having sex in the closet at every party she goes to
oh god, you wouldn't wanna pull a crystal; do it in the bathroom instead.
by bagezzzzzz October 20, 2008
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Crystal Palace Fan

To be very 'ardcore and a pure wavey don.
by Wavy_Don_Thomps September 20, 2011
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Crystal Lake

A town northwest of Chicago, close to many other towns, such as Poplar Grove Many of the town's inhabitants refer to each other as "pro" or "boss". They also are home to some self-centered and narcissistic people. The town's inhabitant's also like a short variety of music. For example, they worship LMFAO and Lil Wayne, but not much else. The town is also dangerously conservative, homophobic, and pro-life, meaning people with common sense are often excluded from daily activities, which include starting shit at the local roll-a-rink, and conforming to popular culture.
Hey man, you wanna go to Crystal Lake? Naw, man, I'm a liberal, they'll eat me alive.

(Typical conversation between Crystal Lakians) Dude, you're such a pro! Yeah, I work it like a boss. *Turns to gay kid* HOMO!
by MillerYo September 6, 2012
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Crystal Skullduggery

Trying to convince intelligent people that crystal skulls are ancient artifacts, when they are modern frauds!
I am sick of hearing all this crystal skullduggery crap!
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Crystal Crew

a group of people who attended the Fairview Outpatiend Treatment program in Crystal, MN
by K-MAK January 30, 2009
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Crystal Tiara

When a person, usually a woman, has dried semen in her hair. Typically forgot to wash it out the night before.
Damn, Sarah that is some crystal tiara you are sporting!
by spunko2020 April 5, 2013
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