Chips

Money

I Gotz Lotz OF Chips

by shane June 18, 2003

Chips Ahoy

A girl getting simultaneously penetrated by two or more Chippendales dancers. This usually ends with ejaculation on either side of said girl's face.

Oh dear, I can't believe Sister Rose was videotaped getting Chips Ahoyed!

by Ninjas of Love August 16, 2010

nigger chips

Slang for the crunched up potatoe chips that are left in the bottom a bag that no one really wants.

Damn man you ate all the good chips and all that are left are these nigger chips. Man mom gave me all the nigger chips that were left in the bottom of the potatoe chip bag.

by pantyteamaster January 1, 2009

Chips

A salty tasty potato crisp that goes good with any meal

Kaylee : So you and Jake had amazing sex last night!
Kiersten : Oh yes he fucked me hard and I rode him like a horse!
Steve : Hey Kiersten want some of my Chips there sour cream and onion?
Kiersten : Get lost hot dog breath!
Steve : Wow we must have a real connection how did you know I had a hot dog for lunch!
Kiersten : Do you want me to slap you!
Steve : Oh that would be great my dick needs some action!
Kiersten : GO AWAY!
Steve : Ok sorry I bothered you: Hey Chad want some Chips there sour cream and onion?

by SlopNChop August 5, 2017

eats paint chips

the retard who posts definitions on urban dictionary such as:

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is a dumbfucker who must have been raised feeding on paint chips containing lead his whole life

see wordget a clue you retarded assfuckerword

by you dickfucker October 21, 2004

bag chips

The chips left at the bottom of a McDonalds paper bag. They are usually the ones that have fallen out of the fries holder.

Eddie : Take your food out and give me the bag
Ben : Hmm ok *passes the bag*
Eddie : YES, I get the bag chips!
Ben : Dammit!

by Eddie L September 12, 2008

ritz chips

The best snack known to man.AKA Orgasim in solid form.

I shoved so many delicious ritz chips into my mouth i could taste it on my ass crack

by Mr. Finkelbottoms March 24, 2005