Clif bar

a high-density protein and fiber bar that, when eaten, helps your body generate many a milk wheeze. good for both climbing mountains and clearing entire office floors.

Jim: "I gave Tony a Clif bar ten minutes ago since he had no lunch today. Worst mistake of my life."
Mitchell: "Tell me about it. Heard people jumped from the building 9/11-style to avoid the smell."

by marblecakealsothegame13 January 3, 2019

Chiffon cookie run

Chiffon will slay the day and night 24/7
Chiffon is very good boi

BARK BARK
Red velvet: Did you just tell me to lick my bal-
Chiffon cookie run

by Your emo like ur mom December 29, 2021

claff

One who acts with increasing stupidity and doesn't realise it.

One who is so incredibly stupid and needs more than a clue to get back to reality.

Ben is a total claff. Someone needs to check him. check

by FactRzerO July 3, 2003

Michael Clifford

Michael Clifford is a kitten from the band 5 seconds of summer that can go from a cute little slice of rainbow to hot sex god with the ability to make you faint

"hey, isn't Michael Clifford from the band, 5 Seconds Of Summer?"

"No, he's the random red-haired guy from the mastercard commercial, ya idiot."

by chemichaels April 23, 2018

bust up that chifferobe

To smack up some booty. In the novel To Kill A Mocking Bird, Tom Robinson is asked to "come in an bust up the chifferobe" for Mayella Ewell. But upon entry into the house, Mayella makes swift sexual advances toward Robinson, hence, bust up that chifferobe means to smack up a fine piece of ass.

"Hey Jim, I saw you leave with that girl. You bust up that chifferobe?"

by BoboFish January 31, 2016

cliffs

when a person begins telling you a story that drags on and on and is full of irrelevant details and not getting to the point... you can hurry things up by asking for "cliffs".

- derived from cliff notes

"Hey, hey, i dont want you life story just gimme the cliffs!"

by aaronbbb June 12, 2006

CLIFFORD

IS THE DOPEST BIG RED DOG IN THE WORLD! YOU CAN FIND HIM STOMPING IN TEXAS AND CALIFORNIA

YOU SHOULD BE AWESOME LIKE "CLIFFORD"

by M.C .RICKY D January 20, 2009