claff 

One who acts with increasing stupidity and doesn't realise it.

One who is so incredibly stupid and needs more than a clue to get back to reality.

Ben is a total claff. Someone needs to check him. check

claff by FactRzerO July 3, 2003

Claff 

A cornball ass person.

Art is walking down the street playing his ring tones for no reason, he's a grade A claff !!

Claff by A.B housen July 15, 2006

caffercise 

exercising with the aid of caffeine

he has gone to caffercise

caffercise by jnsani January 6, 2020

caffercise 

hating to exercise, but loving it with caffeine -induced energy

my son loves to caffercise in the mornings

caffercise by jnsani January 8, 2020

Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome 

POADCS(Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome) a well-known silly syndrome in Mystic Messenger discovered by Cheritz. 00000111 00000000 000001111.

This syndrome originated from Long-cat island in 1xxx.
The island has a lot of natural coffee beans and the disease sprung up when a cow ate the beans.
After eating too many coffee beans the cow passed out in 3 seconds 2. 00000111 00000000 00000111 is awesome.

Another cow who was in love with the cow also got the disease. How?
We’ll never know. That is still a mystery.

I am just writing random BS to mock Yoosung.
Thanks to cows and my imagination.

Contents
1. Early life of the passed out Cow
1.1 Calf
1.2 First girlfriend
2. Professional career of the Cow
2.1 being milked
2.2 Self employed bean searcher

Yoosung has Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome.

Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome by godd707 February 6, 2022

hobo chaff 

The act of swinging your arm overhead while releasing a handful of nickles in a large circle like a spray from a lawn sprinkler in order to disperse a mob of panhandling bums, creating a diversion so you can bug-out from the area.

Originated on AR15.COM by Team members SmokeyJ and Trumpet.

"I was comin' out of the liquor store with a case of Colt45 Malt Liquor when six street people started hounding me for money or my brews, so I bladed at 45 degrees, released a burst of hobo chaff, and then booked the other way when they scurried for the change."

hobo chaff by silent-m August 5, 2009

Caffeine Life Support 

A state in which a person has gotten so little sleep that they must rely on a constant intake of caffeine to stay awake.

Joe stayed up all night, so he was on caffeine life support the next day.

Caffeine Life Support by vivajobama December 24, 2010