an act of digital-anal sex in which 1 finger is inserted in the vagina, and 4 are inserted in the anus. This resembles the claw of a common red lobster.
by Captain McCallister March 05, 2005
Hinged metal contraption resembling an animal claw (usually dragon) worn on only one finger at a time. Favoured by the dregs of society, mainly fat goth girls and weedy metal boys. Usually accompanied by a Megadeath or Iron Madien t-shirt. Sister to the nail protector.
Lynsday: "Have you seen my awesome new finger claw?!"
Emma: "Wow that's so cool, it's like you're actually part dragon, like from Lord of the Rings or something, but only on one finger"
Emma: "Wow that's so cool, it's like you're actually part dragon, like from Lord of the Rings or something, but only on one finger"
by Siblysluts August 10, 2008
by Peter Paul Gualtieri March 27, 2009
When you run out of lube and have to use feces for masturbation .The look of the fecal matter in your hand and genitalia reminds you of the pastry ..
I was camping for 2 weeks no water no nothing but I needed to cum so I had a bear claw . Im so fascinated with shit that I do bear claws all the time..
by Unkel Kennie May 14, 2014
The remnants of what is left in the toilet bowl after flushing a large semi solid dump. the streaking pattern is said to resemble the slash of a bear claw.
by Bobbie Dooley July 11, 2008
by Tyler April 05, 2005
Monkey Clawing is when you speedily pull your pants down, shit in your hand, and proceed to chuck your feces at someone. Just like some monkeys do at the zoo, they poo in their hands and then throw it at humans passing by.
Normally done to someone in which you have a strong hatred for. This usually takes place outside, as you wouldn't want to get shit all over the inside of a building.
Normally done to someone in which you have a strong hatred for. This usually takes place outside, as you wouldn't want to get shit all over the inside of a building.
John: Dude Jill keyed my car, I'm going to Monkey Claw her"
Joe: Hell yeah dude! Let me get the camcorder!"
Mike: AWESOME! JOHN'S GOING TO BUST A MONKEY CLAW!
Joe: Hell yeah dude! Let me get the camcorder!"
Mike: AWESOME! JOHN'S GOING TO BUST A MONKEY CLAW!
by Daniel Dub October 24, 2007