chuck norris

chuck norris dont have a chin....he just has an extra fist under his beard

chuck norris dont gotta mow....he simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow

when the boogeyman goes to sleep..he checks his closet for chuck norris

chuck norris uses a night light... not cause he is afraid of the dark....cause the darks afraid of chuck norris.

chuck norris can count to infinity.............twice

chuck norris can eat a bowl of diamonds every day for breakfast..........with no milk

a very awesomly awesom guy otherwise known as......CHUCK NORRIS

by *~* burpie *~* March 29, 2009

Chuck Norris

Right behind you!

Fag: WOW! i love wanking over world of warcraft!......wait..whats that smell... the smell of a musty, muscular,super-amazing,ginger,martial-artist? (turns around)..... OMG its Chuck Norris! dont hurt me im a N00b!

by $p@cer54... May 18, 2009

Chuck Norris

The most powerful man on earth.The only person that can rival him is god himself and Chuck still pwns him on a regular basis.

Jesus: I heard you got pwnt by Chuck Norris in Ping-Pong the other day God

God: I fucking hate him, he makes me seem like a noob everytime I see him

by M.B Wavvy July 14, 2009

Chuck Norris

He's probably your father.

Only those who wish to have their skin peeled off with their dead children's teeth, be eaten alive by a giant ant, and then be burned with lightning and a magnifying glass should ever utter the name Chuck Norris.

Or

OH JESUS! MY SKIN!

by Mack B May 21, 2008

Chuck Norris

To Be Chuck Norrisafied
To Get Pwnd
To Be Beat Down
To Be Set Aflame and Rolled Down a Mountainside

Chuck Norris

by Music_God September 25, 2010

Chuck Norris or Dead

A phrase used to describe how well known a fact is. If someone does not know some thing obvious, they are either Chuck Norris or dead.

That guy doesn't know that men sit down to pee. He's either Chuck Norris or dead.

by canada blows October 10, 2005

Chuck Norris Flip

Using both meth and PCP at the same time. It is said to give you nearly Chuck Norris-like strength.

"Did you hear about that guy who Chuck Norris flipped?"
"No, what happened?"
"He kicked a man so hard his kids exploded!"

by JamddL August 20, 2011