one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change

When someone with a lazy eye is not wearing the prescribed glasses and their eye is wonkey.

Dude, one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change. LOL!

by MrSmithy251 August 30, 2010

Spare Change Hooker

A low class whore, raking in the pennies like an 80's arcade machine.

Also refered to as a Spare-Changer.

Guy 1: Holy crap, man, her skirt's so short you can count all the babies she's aborted.
Guy 2: That's a Spare Change Hooker if I ever saw one.

by Pineyappul November 3, 2008

bitch change

the small change that you get after you buy something, such as pennies nickels and dimes.

yo man don't you hate when you go to mcdonalds and you get a whole bunch of bitch change

by running with water July 23, 2009

coin change

the opposite of cash money.

he's charging 25 for pods now? coin change, bro.

by vanessabutstronger November 1, 2018

nigger change

Money found in random places like under a car seat, inside a sofa, in an old jackets pocket, etc...

"Sweet! I found $5 worth of nigger change under my bed. I'm going to go get me some McNiggers tonight"

by sendbobsandveganapics December 7, 2020

cous-cous change

when you go into a shop and they give you ALL of your change in 1p, 2p, 5p and you just wanna kill them

tesco dude : here's your change
*1p,2p,5p's*
me: WTF DUDE i dont want cous-cous change!?! i cant pay for a fancy dinner with COUS-COUS CHANGE

by pandorasbox09 June 25, 2009

New England Oil Change

The art of having a person's butthole waxed.

I need to get a bikini wax and a New England Oil Change before going on vacation to Cancun!

by Deltasigzy July 11, 2016