call of duty

the reason why many guys are still single

vanessa: "hey john would you like to go out on a date?"
john: "no. im too busy playing call of duty."
vanessa: "fucking low life"

by poison77 May 23, 2010

Call of Duty induced tourettes

A disease often plagueing most males aged 12-43 years of age. Comonly caused by campers, noob tubers and spawn killers. Disease causes its victom to scream at the tv in a loud and relentless manner in hopes that the person or persons of the opposing team will hear his crys and change their low down dirty playing tactics or possibly put down their controller and jump from a very high ledge.

TV Noise: *Thunk....boom*
Victom:Mother fucking cock whore bitch jew!!

TV Picture: Man spawns and is immediately sniped out
Victom:I just fucking spawned no fucking way ass shit licker cunt

My boyfriend has Call of Duty induced tourettes hes yelling at the tv again

by I H8 YOUR FACE October 27, 2010

Call of Shame

The call one makes the next morning when they wonder what they did the night before.

Ring Ring

Lindsey: Hello

Trevor: Did Chelsea give you the Call of Shame yet?

Lindsey: Ya she was a hot mess.

by GleekyEmma November 6, 2011

Past Call

Much like 'last call' in a bar, this is when you're notified of a past opportunity where someone once had interest in hooking up, but you were unaware.

I ran into my high school lab partner. She's married now, but told me how much she wished I made a move back then. How's that for a past call?

by DanoNYC April 25, 2010

better call saul

to find some one who is expert in his field

i cannot do shoe mending so i should better call saul

by mccarthysim July 14, 2019

Call of duty

The lowest form of gaming that's still considered gaming.

Call of duty is literally the same game with a new map every single year. Don't believe me? Call of duty 3's crash screen reads and I quote "call of duty 2 has crashed"

The fanbase was originally alright but then children with parents who don't give a shit ruined it for everyone, forever.

If you play call of duty and nothing else you are essentially the scum of the gaming community.

If you believe call of duty is better then any game out there, not every, any of the other games out there then you are lower then the scum

The entire series is now being milked dry by greedy developers and is honestly not worth playing in any way shape or form in it's current state.

Scum: Call of duty is the shit, everything else sucks :P
Real gamer: Dude, call of duty has sucked since game 3
Scum: NO FUCK YOU FAG CALL OF DUTY IS THE SHIT WHAT DO YOU PLAY PORTAL?
real gamer: Yeah because portal is actually fun and actually a game.
Scum: IT SUCKS MY DICK LIKE YOUR WHORE MOM
Real gamer: *Blocked*

by Blarny August 9, 2012

Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister

An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.

A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?

by DarkLite January 19, 2007