Bacon Burning

A celebratory occasion traditionally held the morning after a Bacon Battle, in which the winner invites all other competitors, as well as the Bacon Baron, over for a big fry-up of all the bacon.

We had an awesome Bacon Burning this morning. Bill cooked us up a shit-load of bacon. It tasted so good.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Tip Burn

When a male masturbates before bed and a little bit of sperm is left behind causing the male to have to get up to have a very painfully hot pee for the next 30 minutes

Guy1: aw man i was jacking off before bed and i got tip burn
Guy2: aw dude that's brutal!

by i dont touch myself July 27, 2011

Burning Thirteen

To be in a state of calm, happy, oblivion.

Synonym: Spacin' gs

Guy 1: Hey man, what's goin on?
Guy 2: Just sittin here burning thirteen. Wanna do something?
Guy 1: Hell Yeah!

by Marco St. John July 28, 2004

Clam burn

When a woman's vagina is so hairy that it gives you a brush burn on your cock or chin.

PK got clam burn from banging his boss because she had a bristle vagina.

by Clamer July 20, 2016

Steven Burns

a man with a voice as seductive as Samuel L. Jackson, a personality as cunning as a cheetah, and also has the ability to command large numbers of people to partake in activities that are not always entirely legal.

now with even more steven burns

by acultclassic November 9, 2010

chip burn

When you get high and eat to many chips to the point your gums and the roof of your mouth is raw.

“Ay homie, I got hella chip burn!”
Or “yo, you got chip burn?”

by Curvyprincessaxxx July 21, 2021

burn a squirt

When the preliminary squirt from a ketchup or mustard bottle is directed away from the intended destination to remove the liquid portion that usually precedes the real contents.

I always burn a squirt of ketchup at the diner because i hate wet fries.

by grandmaster R June 23, 2009