tea cups and bumper cars

to have sex

so day-man, did you take the lady to play a little tea cups and bumper cars this weekend?

by nagode September 15, 2009

Right Bumper

A word used to define a 'sneaky' or 'clever' trick or physical attribute some one can do. From the the Xbox 360 controller's right bumper making your character do some amazing trick in a video game.

Man: Dude I just kicked this drunk Chuck Norris style!
Man2: Cool, that IS totally right bumper man!

by Philyo1 January 31, 2010

hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010

Bumper Zit

Those esthetically unpleasing small round sensors found on many automobile bumpers that provide an audible proximity warning when parking. They almost always look out of place and are not integrated into the overall design of the car and therefor look out of place and ugly... just like a zit on your face. Something you wish you could pop to have them go away and make the car more beautiful.

Oh look, Charlie just got a new Cadillac complete with bumper zits!

by Creative Savage November 5, 2010

Dumper bumper

To act, or be a queerosexual and or act like the gay, fudge packer Tom Cruise.

In prison don't drop your soap because you could get sexually assaulted by a dumper bumper.

by Michael Boner November 14, 2010

door bumpers

bullet bras & Cone Bras & BIG UNS

WOW that ACME Looniversity gal has beautiful door bumpers !

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 30, 2007

humpy bumpers

Sores that are often associated with the herpes virus.

I paid for a prostitute but didn't know I also bought humpy bumpers.

by MikeZack March 27, 2008