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Drafty Butthole

The moments after anal sex when control over air moving through the anus is lost.
"I tried anal for the first time last night, i've been dealing with a drafty butthole for hours.
by mark taint April 19, 2014
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Butthole chapman

The act of forming a fist with the middle knuckle protruding and twisting it up someone's ass.
Marc was losing his wrestling match with Tim until giving him a butthole chapman causing Tim to freak out and get pinned.

( origanation-- a highschool wrestling room)
by Deer Man August 24, 2005
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butthole muscle

An unintelligent moron, can also be used to refer to an annoying dimwit that is uninformed on a particular subject or topic.
I tried discussing the economy with him, but he was being a real butthole muscle about it.
by Sergeant Dornan September 15, 2015
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Butthole tinkle

Butthole tinkle is a young woman who likes to put alcohol up her butt and pee it out her butt. She's sexy with a wild side. Sometimes she likes balls on her chin
by Boooobahbooo March 13, 2017
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ripped butthole

When you fart so loud it feels like your butt got ripped apart.
Man 1: *farts*.
Man 2: Oh boi you just done ripped butthole.
by STAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE December 18, 2017
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Pavlov's Butthole

When you go to pee, but your colon decides it's time to take the Brownies for a swim. Happens too often to be a coincidence.
"I can't believe it Marge. Everytime I sit down to pee, my butthole thinks it's time to poop! I must have have Pavlov's Butthole!"
by Samuel Clemency May 18, 2021
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