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Brooklyn

A hoe who dates everyone and a really bad friend
Brooklyn is a wanna be cool kid
by Joe9367 September 15, 2016
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Brooklyn thermostat

A window open in the dead of winter, as used by tenants of apartments with building-controlled heating (typically steam radiators), which presumably doubles as a basement blast-furnace and would otherwise boil the occupants alive. So-named for its prevalence in the NYC borough and similar metropolitan areas with many pre-war buildings.
"That open window ain't a 'waste of energy,' it's the Brooklyn thermostat, and I swear d'ya it's the only thing keepin' us all from becomin' kebabs!"
by anonymoustach3 December 15, 2020
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Brooklyn Pendulum

When someone is passed out and you swing your dick back and forth across the tip of their nose.
Jimmy gave mike a Brooklyn Pendulum at Setty's bachelor party.
by the bkbomber December 23, 2009
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Brooklyn Pepperoni

A sad sack of shit Pepperoni from Domino's pizzeria, both literally and metaphorically. First iterated in the streets of Brooklyn it's when a rat becomes encamped in a homeless man's sock looking for foot cheese and is consumed whole in the skin of the sock resulting in an encased turd that's then log-split and distributed on Domino's "specialty" pizza.
Man, gross. There appears to be a whole rope of Brooklyn Pepperoni serpentine about the sidewalk of which where I am walking here.
by ithinkimst0ned September 19, 2022
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Brooklyn Thanksgiving

A man with a large penis stands in-between carriages on an express train. As the train goes past a station, he hangs out his erect penis, turkey-slapping any commuters standing in front of the safety line.
The video clip to the song features a Ron Jeremy performing a slow-motion brooklyn thanksgiving; the best part is where a man bends down just in time to have the member brush his hair.
by Capital_Clint January 23, 2013
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Brooklyn smith

A back-stabber who will betray you i was once friends with him,but he was fake as hell
why was i ever friends with you brooklyn smith -_-
by kjwhereyouat March 11, 2022
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