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Brooklyn Bidet

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When your girl is taking a shit but you gotta piss, so you lift her legs and piss on her ass so she doesn't have to wipe.
"Since we only have one bathroom Jen and I have to do the Brooklyn bidet sometimes"
by PaPaChyli March 23, 2022
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Brooklyn Pepperoni

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A sad sack of shit Pepperoni from Domino's pizzeria, both literally and metaphorically. First iterated in the streets of Brooklyn it's when a rat becomes encamped in a homeless man's sock looking for foot cheese and is consumed whole in the skin of the sock resulting in an encased turd that's then log-split and distributed on Domino's "specialty" pizza.
Man, gross. There appears to be a whole rope of Brooklyn Pepperoni serpentine about the sidewalk of which where I am walking here.
by ithinkimst0ned September 19, 2022
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Diet Brooklyn

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synonym for Staten Island, which is a lesser more suburban version of Brooklyn in NYC.
by Pbo August 1, 2005
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Big Head Brooklyn

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When you claws at partners eyes and then ejaculate all over the forehead
'Yo me and Rebecca just did the big head brooklyn you get me fam.'
by Clean Up My Room December 11, 2016
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1: When high hopes are crushed by an unpredictable or disappointing events.
Example: Our vacation started off "bad as brooklyn" when the plane was delayed 12 hours.

2: T.V or movie series that (re)makes movies or seasons that run too long and get ridiculous.

Examples: Dexter, Shrek, Transformers, Every Bruce Willis series.

This phrase ultimately refers to a popular T.V show that took a turn for the worse after the third season. The comedy series based out of a Brooklyn Police Precinct quickly became the butt of this joke/phase when the fourth season was released in 2016/17.
Example:
1) "Dumb and Dumber To" is truly "bad as brooklyn" in so many ways.

2) The football game got "bad as brooklyn" in the second half when the snow started.
by CharlesB23 June 3, 2017
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