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tooted and booted

To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.

Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away
Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."

Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."

Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.
by TurboDream17 November 7, 2010
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Zooted And Booted

Getting so high or "Zooted" that boots magically appear on your feet and you physically get "Booted" in the air.
Nigga im so Zooted... OH SHIT AND BOOTED

ZOOTED AND BOOTED CUHHHH
by AYE FAM October 22, 2010
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boogedy

she got a boogedy grill yo.

-or-

shes boogedy
by Bangnblonde64 May 24, 2006
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booze

drinking booze every morning before school was a big mistake.
by seconhandsmoke March 31, 2005
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boosed

Boosed is used for a person being drunk.
"After he drank, he was boosed."
by Hue March 7, 2005
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boozecast

Blogging, webcaming, facebooking from a bar with WiFi connection.
Sheila and I brought our laptops to our local bar, did a couple shots of tequila, got online and started boozecasting from the place.

By the end of our boozecast from Larry's Lounge, I had had 8 shots and my co-anchor had barfed in the toilet.
by Voshnitz February 20, 2009
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Bozzed

"You were bozzed up last night mate!"
by sargerock81 May 3, 2009
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