Blueberry Morning

Is when your significant other hasn’t given you booty for awhile so you take your blue balls and put them in their mouth while before the wake up
My old lady hadn’t given me any booty in awhile and she gave me blue balls last night, so I gave her a blueberry morning
by Atothez December 17, 2021
mugGet the Blueberry Morningmug.

blueberry cunt muffien

A blueberry cunt muffien is an insalt for a woman who is being so much more then a cunt shes a blue waffle.
Shut up you blueberry cunt muffien.
by Schizo is effective February 12, 2018
mugGet the blueberry cunt muffienmug.

Blueberry

Used as some sort of code by females to say they’re single and looking for somebody. Mostly used on Snapchat stories.
Usually they just put the word “blueberry” on their Snapchat story
by I’dratherbeanonymous April 15, 2020
mugGet the Blueberrymug.

Blueberry

A blueberry is a berry that, despite it’s name, is not actually blue. It’s plural form (said when there is more than one blueberry) is blueberries. It is a, usually sweet, purple berry that is most popular in British Columbia, which is known for producing blueberries. Blueberries are native to North America and is therefore one of the only commercially-available fruits/berries. Blueberries also used to be called “star fruits” because of the star shape that is formed at the bottom of the blueberry.
Person 1: I’m going blueberry picking today! Wanna’ come?
Person 2: Sure, dude! I love blueberries!
by krispydabell March 2, 2022
mugGet the Blueberrymug.

Fucking blueberries

When someone is talking to you crazy or think they are the main topic
If someone thinks you care abt something that’s old you can say “you btcks are fucking blueberries
by Bigdicmari&cherish March 5, 2025
mugGet the Fucking blueberriesmug.

blueberry bitch

A person who had had the umbilical cord wrapped around their neck when they were born, but is now currently alive and not (or only marginally) brain damaged. Can be used as an insult or as a loving way to tease.
My boyfriend is a blueberry bitch - he almost died when he was born!
by lizard cuddles June 10, 2019
mugGet the blueberry bitchmug.

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