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by DaStankMaster October 06, 2018
by I have a skinny dick February 16, 2017
The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.
Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....
Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
by batmanhere December 14, 2011
A blueberry cunt muffien is an insalt for a woman who is being so much more then a cunt shes a blue waffle.
Shut up you blueberry cunt muffien.
by Schizo is effective February 12, 2018
A person who had had the umbilical cord wrapped around their neck when they were born, but is now currently alive and not (or only marginally) brain damaged. Can be used as an insult or as a loving way to tease.
by lizard cuddles June 10, 2019
Derogatory term for a Overzealous police officer.
Also known as a BD
This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.
A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.
A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
Also known as a BD
This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.
A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.
A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
John showed up in his cruiser with police gear on even though he is not a certified officer and started writing parking tickets. John is certainly a blueberry dick
by 6601 November 21, 2019