Blockade

Non-specific, preemptive block, preventing a "wah" for the entire statement. (See definitions of block and wah)

Bob: "BLOCKADE. This hot dog is way too big! It almost got stuck in my throat like three times. I just can't swallow things this big anymore.:

Gary: "Nice Blockade, Bob."

by Israel Lombardozi February 3, 2003

Vag-Blocked

The opposite of cock blocked.
A.K.A. a female fuck blockage.

Those dudes totally vag-blocked me from jumping on that dick. boo yah.

by Erlexa April 29, 2008

Bill-Blocked

When a male's attempt to engage in sexual activity is stifled by another male's naivety.

Hey Sam, did you get with Allie?

No man I was unfortunately Bill-Blocked by Evans stupidity...

by bee_rad reeser November 26, 2009

Clock Blocked

When the Ps3 gives an Error code due to misconceptions of how leap year works, thus preventing you from playing your games.

"Dude, did you get to play Heavy Rain last night?" "No!, I got clock blocked by my PS3!"

by Doberman112 March 1, 2010

clock blocked

When you are having an awesome sex dream with the girl you always wanted to bang and your alarm goes off preventing you from cumming hard inside of her

"Aww dude I was having the best dream and I was just about to penetrate and then my alarm goes off and ruins my day before it began. Totally clock blocked man."

by Maverickzod September 23, 2011

Cop Blocked

When a police officer prevents someone from getting with a girl
Similar to Cock Blocking but with a police officer

I was about to kiss her when I totally got Cop Blocked because he said I was trespassing

by TheRealBarber May 14, 2016

Cock Blockade

When a group of people (usually friends) gang up on you and "block" you from having sex with a woman. It is different than cock block in the fact that it involves multiple people.

(Open door with girlfriend to find all my friends)

Me: Dammit! It's a cock blockade!

by Caseyds620 December 16, 2010