alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.

Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.

by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024

Atheism IS to blame

Actually if your consider religion to be this telephone game of charlatanism and WHAT ATHEISTS ACTUALLY DO TO CHRISTIANS. Which is "You see ACTUALLY wouldn't Jesus want you to do and believe what I'M saying? ACTUALLY it should be me. Jesus ACTUALLY would agree wit me."

Hym "So Atheism IS to blame. If you actually believed that I was going to burn your soul forever you might do what you're doing or you might not still be doing what you're doing but your sure as hell wouldn't pretend to be me. If it said don't kill and you kill. If it said don't steal and you steal. And you leave the people who actually believe no choice but to receed into their own solipsistic existence. That's what Sam Harris wants to do. That's what the religion wants to do. Everyone wants to do exactly that."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Alaskan Salmon Bake

When you are really drunk and you and the lass have a go but instead of going to the John she holds it in all night. Baking it slowly in her juices. Then in the morning before she goes to the John you eat the fishy smelling mixture out of her and spit some in her mouth so she can enjoy it.

Yeah Sally is a bit large but Damn she knows how to do an Alaskan Salmon Bake. We got blasted and passed out and in the morning she woke me up to eat it

by Eagle80 September 3, 2025

The Nazi Wake-and-Bake

when you wake up in the morning and get a feel for a fart. You then look over at your spouse and grin a little (before the mayhem commences). You then proceed to fart in the blanket and then entrap them in flatulance. Thus concluding the Nazi Wake-and-Bake.

Karl: “i gave molly the nazi wake-and-bake the other day. She hasnt woken up since 🤓”
Matt: “Thats crazzzy, Wendy wont even let me do that to her”

by TheMotherPlucker April 11, 2024

Fallacy of Sole and Exclusive Blame

The fallacy of attributing all responsibility for a complex phenomenon to a single cause, agent, or system—most famously, the claim that "this is solely and exclusively the fault of communism." The fallacy ignores that complex historical events have multiple causes, that responsibility is often distributed, that systems interact, that context matters. It's the logic of "communism killed millions" used to end discussion, as if that single factor explained everything—ignoring colonialism, capitalism, imperialism, war, famine, and the myriad other forces that shaped the same events. The Fallacy of Sole and Exclusive Blame is beloved of ideologues who want simple stories, who need clear villains, who can't tolerate complexity. It reduces history to morality play, causation to blame, understanding to accusation.

Example: "He blamed communism for every death, every famine, every failure—as if capitalism, colonialism, and imperialism had killed no one. The Fallacy of Sole and Exclusive Blame had simplified history to a single villain, a single story, a single cause. Complexity was sacrificed for certainty; understanding was sacrificed for blame."

by Dumu The Void March 10, 2026

Wake, bake, and shake

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out

“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”

by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022