Laptop Cock-Block 

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

Laptop Cock-Block by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011

cock block

Robbie Burns

Oh you were cock blocked? By who? ... Oh! Robbie Burns was there..

cock block by BoysNYC November 6, 2012

Cock Block

the partition between two urinals in a pulic restroom

Man, it's a good thing there was a cock block in the men's room at the San Francisco airport. I didn't want any guy checking out my junk.

Cock Block by Steven Herraiz July 1, 2014

Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.

Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.

Vehicular cock block by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015

DVR Cock Block 

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.

That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!

DVR Cock Block by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016

Cock Block

A Cock Block is some who is a compete cunt but also blocks you out

You're being a complete Cock Block today Harry

Cock Block by ovlavla July 2, 2016

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

lard cock-block by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017