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Babysitting

the act of holding your blunt for an extended period of time without taking a hit from it, or hogging the blunt during a rotation with your smoke circle.
I was babysitting my blunt for a while before my next hit.

"yo pass that, you been babysitting it for minutes" "oh my fault, my fault"
by Stoned Boy Steven December 23, 2025
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Unintentional Babysitter

An American who stands in line at an amusement park and has their personal space invaded by foreign children that are standing behind them. The children usually do not speak English and are unable to keep their hands to themselves.
Guy: "Dude, why is that kid's face all up in your ass?"
Other guy: "I have no idea. I feel like an unintentional babysitter."
by puffswithlosh August 9, 2010
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RESTAURANT BABYSITTER

Any electronic device that keeps the kids at bay, quiet and basically INVISIBLE!!!

PSP, DSiXL, DS, DSi, GAME GEAR, GAMEBOY..etc
Hey, the waitress needs your order...his heads stuck in that damn restaurant babysitter!!
by RobertoB April 10, 2011
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LATEX BABYSHOWER

The Art of shagging a girl with condom on and then after you shoot the muck in it you take it off and squeeze it over her head or when abrieviated its lbs whichshort for pounds. she got pounded, i gave her a good pounding ,
she told her friend she was lbs'd to fek and tired and couldnt come out
did i not give her a latex babyshower
she got the full LBS treatment tonight
by fragmaster August 17, 2018
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backseat babysitter

When you're the person who's sitting in back with another person or persons you don't know too well or just met, and you have to entertain /talk to them. #wishiwasinthepassengerseatcuzthisisawkward
Friend 1: I'm mad at my Mike.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!
by BitchyGoose June 15, 2019
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piss babys

1. the coolest people ever
2. has some of the nosiest people
3. someone always needs to piss but never goes
1. maya: omg hey piss babys
beep: hey maya

maya: were the coolest people ever

2. imani: hera is so nosy (this statement has been proven to be false)
hera & shay: we know ur actually the most nosy imani

3. shay: i need to pee
hera: go pee
shay: no
by pissbabysarchive February 28, 2021
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Da.babys.toe.fungus

"Omg daby"
"More like da.babys.toe.fungus"
by Da.babys.toe.fungus September 25, 2021
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