Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006
Get the Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass. mug.A sick little ski town located near Sunday River Ski Resort. Its full of ski bums who ride all day and party all night.
Visitor-Bethel, Maine is such a boring small town
Local-No way, man. You just don't know where the parties are. Havn't you ever heard of spring street?
Local-No way, man. You just don't know where the parties are. Havn't you ever heard of spring street?
by Isthissoundokay May 20, 2010
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Said when it's better for you to know someone that's a dick than to not know someone who's a dick. Or it's better to deal with someone/something you don't like than to deal with something/someone that you DON'T know. Similar meaning to keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
"Ugh that Paul's being a right knob at work... He's after that promotion!"
"Like they say though, better the devil you know than the devil you don't."
"Like they say though, better the devil you know than the devil you don't."
by kweenmcr September 22, 2016
Get the better the devil you know mug.A town of about 8,000 in the southwest part of the state that consists of more taxis than privately owned vehicles. The atmosphere of the town is one of despair, hopelessness, and general filth. The residents are mostly Yupik natives, Albanians, Koreans, and displaced, hapless, middle-class white people that work mainly as pilots of small aircraft, in health care, and the school system. Few, if any of the public buildings, hotels, shopping areas, and restaurants are rarely, if ever cleaned. A can of soup at the AC Store runs for about $5 and a meal of hamburger and french fries runs for about $15. No recreation center or indoor pool for the kids to ease their boredom.
by waspcoloredstain June 10, 2013
Get the Bethel, Alaska mug.A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.
Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?
Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.
Nico: No, no it isn't.
Queen of England: Whatevs
Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.
Nico: No, no it isn't.
Queen of England: Whatevs
by SMSchoirboy June 2, 2012
Get the Better Than Sex mug.by Chappo January 20, 2004
Get the Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick mug.An AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!! occurs when you Instant Message someone while your away message is up, and in turn, get their away message - spawning two battling rapid-fire style auto-responses. Your screen scrolls really fast, your heart races; and in the heat of the moment, you yell it loud: "AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!"
Mrwhale Jr (12:10:00): I'm drawing a giant taco
Auto response from Shower Tim (12:10:01): I'M NOT HERE!!
Auto response from Mrwhale Jr (12:10:02): Free Eyeball Washes!
Mrwhale Jr: (12:10:08): AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!!!
Auto response from Shower Tim (12:10:01): I'M NOT HERE!!
Auto response from Mrwhale Jr (12:10:02): Free Eyeball Washes!
Mrwhale Jr: (12:10:08): AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!!!
by Mr Whale Jr. May 15, 2006
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