Basically a blue collar worker who makes white collar money, is smarter than 99% of people he works with, and they will openly admit this to him.
You basically have to be fucking exceptional in: electrical, mechanical, hydraulics, pneumatics, water systems/plumbing, PLC troubleshooting, and diplomacy.
Also, you get to sleep in nice hotels, drive brand new rental cars, and fly first class, all for completely free, and you are treated like a hero wherever you go, because you fix important shit. The ultimate bachelor life.
You basically have to be fucking exceptional in: electrical, mechanical, hydraulics, pneumatics, water systems/plumbing, PLC troubleshooting, and diplomacy.
Also, you get to sleep in nice hotels, drive brand new rental cars, and fly first class, all for completely free, and you are treated like a hero wherever you go, because you fix important shit. The ultimate bachelor life.
Operator says "Yo, the machine was fucked up for months, but we called the Field Service Engineer and he got it running like brand new in a day. Damn that was one smart mothafucka."
Manager says "I need to offer that guy a job, he can replace my whole maintenance department!"
Field Service Engineer says "Fuck that, I make too much money to give up nice hotels and fancy rental cars and first class air travel every couple of days. Let alone I can find a new tinder date every week!!!"
Manager says "I need to offer that guy a job, he can replace my whole maintenance department!"
Field Service Engineer says "Fuck that, I make too much money to give up nice hotels and fancy rental cars and first class air travel every couple of days. Let alone I can find a new tinder date every week!!!"
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