Bedonk

An short, annoying person who needs to leave

"That guy needs to bedonk right now"

by anonymous March 23, 2024

Bejollered

Surprised or shocked, usually in an unpleasant way but can be used for either.

Ex: I was BEJOLLERED when I found out they were a couple.

by HEYYOImweirdasf March 30, 2024

bajonking

A form of masturbation that involves using one's own likeness to reach sexual gratification. This can involve pictures, videos, thoughts, or any other form of media that contains imagery of yourself.

I had a hardcore bajonking session last night. I think my penis fell off!
I bajonked all over myself earlier today. Clean up on aisle: my pants!
Damn I look sexy in this picture. I kinda want to go home and bajonk it right now.
I really only get turned on to the thought of myself. I guess I'm what you would call a hardcore bajonker.

by SDfkahsdkjlgfhasdlkjfga September 15, 2024

Begonece

A person who attempts to sing single ladies or any destiny child song however is off key and out of scope or pocket.

Darla stop singing single ladies you are not beyonce. More like begonece

by Handsomeboobookitty May 18, 2025

Bajongi

A prostitute, a whore.

I was horrified to hear about her past as a bajongi.

by TheBestKiller51 August 31, 2025

Bajongers

A blowjob.

I heard the slut downton gave a great bajongers.

by TheBestKiller51 August 31, 2025

Bejoozies

(n.) Synonym for sense, i.e. knocking the sense in or out of another.

I'm gonna knock the Bejoozies 'outta you.

by Master of Lore October 21, 2025