PM open

For men: a thirsty call for noods. Like a baboon makes its butt more red to attract a mate. The Kik male uses “PM open” in their username and usually a torso to try and lure women in for the noodles.
For women: a risky move on Kik. 83% of women with “PM open” are actually males (see above) which make the other 17% just wanting some deep.

His username said PM open hoping someone would slide.

by Deepration July 21, 2021

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Vault opener

An advanced sexual act, in which the male inserts himself from behind, and then does a cartwheel. imitates the motion of a vault door opening.

keep out of reach of children.

guy 1: man, me and Chrissy got frisky yesterday, ended up trying the vault opener. It ripped my dick off, but other than that it was quite nice.
guy 2: ... Isn't Chrissy the name of your dog?

by DestroyerOfWomans November 10, 2020

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open-loop

A term borrowed from engineering meaning that something is uncontrolled. In engineering, feedback is fed back into the input of a system to keep the output under control.

When a person has nobody to check their behavior, they are said to be "operating open-loop."

My kid was running open-loop at home while I was in Asia. Surprised the dog was still alive when I got back.

by FirmwareGuy June 6, 2018

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Open wide

You are open wide for ne

by anonymous December 29, 2021

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open the noor

a meme that was shot on a ring cam

open the noor plzzzz

by me attack helicopter June 23, 2023

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Open Porthole

When you take a dump so large and exhausting that it takes a while for your anus to fully return to full tension.
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open

Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up

by CaptainInnuendo August 8, 2017

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