Bat Fap

A bat fap is a type of male masturbation where you tie yourself to the ceiling of your bedroom and fap with a blindfold over your eyes. Every 30 seconds you let out a shriek for echolocation like a bat.

1. I had the best bat fap ever last night James.
2. I prefer it in my bathroom because I can shoot it into the toilet.

by Soggy sack November 11, 2017

Bat Meep

A super hero with unknown origin, he is lil Meep in the day and at night he becomes Bat Meep to fight the evil villains in the streets of Montreal. He has a mysterious Bat-cave with his boy Hassan. Bat Meep has $latt Stars one of his primary weapons that can help him to fend off the enemies to protect his $latters, he uses his grooming skills to lure his enemies to either dox them or use them. Last but not least he has a powerful my little pony weapon skin Glock to finish off his enemies. His worse enemies are "Purple Lips", "Seraphina" and any none $latt Gang members.

"You see... Bat Meep it's not about the money, it's the message"

-Purple Lips

by YamYumSoup March 6, 2021

The Bat Signal

A sex move move where the male ejaculates on the lamp shade of his sexual partner, with or without their knowledge. Henceforth, every time they turn on the lamp, the 'bat signal' will be projected on to a wall or ceiling.

I did The Bat Signal at this girls house last night. Because I'm the hero she deserves, but not the one she needs right now. So she can hunt me whenever she turns on a lamp. Because I can take it. Because I'm not a hero. I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector. The dark knight.

by M T Hammer June 14, 2018

bat's nest

name for a woman's privates who may not have sex or get action very often...think about opening up a door to an old, abandoned house and bats fly out...

Guy 1: "I was excited to finally kick it with Stacey last night, but she had no clue what she was doing..."

Guy 2: "It looks like you stumbled on her bat's nest"

by say_it_aint_so July 26, 2009

pajama bat

When one walks around the house in pajamas with no underwear on, and you can see their dick through their pajamas.

As Jim walked into the kitchen I was able to see his pajama bat and I think it was starring at me.

by Joey Norris February 3, 2018

bat food

Bat Food is cocaine - source Wales mid 90’s depicted in the film Twin Town

He is bat shit crazy -must have been on the Bat Food

by Madrid69 August 11, 2018

cave bat

Giant boogers that build up in your nose, typically when it's very dry, or the person is sick or dehydrated.

Man, I woke up in Reno with a wicked hangover; had some giant cave bats that morning.

by LazyEyeLarry July 2, 2017