Baseball mit full of chipped ham

A certain part of the female anatomy that has been overly used, and is just worn-out.

That chick I picked up at the bar last night, had a baseball mit full of chipped ham.

by FromtheVCdays December 4, 2010

Baseball

A smoking game, only played when 4 or more people get together. Someone lights a pipe/joint, takes a hit, holds it, and passes, each person holds the hit until the pipe/joint gets back to them, takes another hit, and releases both hits in 1 exhale.

Last night was crazy, we all got together and played 3 rounds baseball, we all got totally baked.

by Dudeguy332 February 16, 2010

I hit lefty, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.

At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

penis baseball

penis baseball is a game that only really gay kids like fernandez and broidleib would play where you hrow a tissue box at the "batter" who is actually using his cock as a bat

Nipple squeezing isnt the as gay as penis baseball

by joe lucisano December 10, 2004

baseball

the poor man's cricket.

I would like to play cricket but we can't in this mud. Let's play baseball.

by ehhj June 18, 2005

baseball

Baseball is a game you play when you're smoking bud where you take a long hit off the pipe,blunt,joint etc. And hold it in till it goes all the way around the circle of potheads and the first person to choke loses

Mary jane-eh man I wanna get really faded
Smokey-eh lets play baseball I bet you'll choke first

by smokey toke n choke January 10, 2008

Baseball

1. A popular sport

2. A 7 stud (poker) variant in which the 3's and 9's are wild. Also, when a player is dealt a 4, he gets another card.

1. The Phillies are the best baseball team ever.

2. I played baseball and lost with an Ace High.

by timgetsmoney October 11, 2008