I know that you like me, kiss me with your eyes closed (Kiss me with your eyes closed)
Kiss me with your eyes closed (Kiss me with your eyes closed), kiss me with your eyes closed
I know that's your favorite dress (Favorite dress)
Set fire to it
I know that you like me, kiss me with your eyes closed (Kiss me with your eyes closed)
Kiss me with your eyes closed (Kiss me with your eyes closed), kiss me with your eyes closed
I know that's your favorite dress (Favorite dress)
Set fire to it

"will you suck my balls?" "okay son"

balls by finster May 16, 2022

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Balls

The droopy matter that weighs between -0.1 grams to 15 gigatonnes. This riveting black/white solid substance is typically found in male specimens, behind their long/short sticks which many people are insecure about. (Don't lie, I know it's 2 inches). A second definition would be used to describe one's bravery.

Sanjay's big bubalicious balls make him look like a big chungus.
Bro, Thaqif got some big balls!
Harold's balls look like withered raisins!
He got some balls!
He's got so much hair his balls are concealed beneath his hair!

Balls by Gigaindianchad May 16, 2022

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Balls

The soggy and drooping matter that usually weighs anywhere between 1 gram and 15 gigatonnes. This riveting colored solid substance is typically found within male specimens, hanging miserably below his penis, which is 2 inches. This can also be used as a metaphor when describing one's bravery. Another way it can be used is to nut off, which males like you do in your mom's basement every night.

Thaqif has got some big bubalicious balls!
Harold's balls look like withered raisins...
I used my balls to nut off last night!
That dude's got some balls asking my mom out.

Balls by Gigaindianchad May 17, 2022

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Balls

Litteraly just spheres

Joe: Timmy got nice balls!
Timmy: It’s litteraly just spheres

Balls by Joe_ma May 19, 2022

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