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backwards goggles

A sex position which includes placing your ballsack on top of the girls eyes, almost like goggles and then spinning so that your balls rotate across her eyelids.
Hey Rick, me and my girlfriend performed the backwards goggles last night!
by Storythistle March 9, 2017
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backwards hoe

Stop being a backwards hoe!
by Whacjskxjsnx May 18, 2017
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Backwards granny

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)
Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”
by created the backwards granny October 21, 2017
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backwards tornado

Backwards tornado
When a dude cums and the girl blows it back on his dick
She gave me tge backwards tornado.
by Animosus May 6, 2018
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Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.
“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs
by D A V É August 8, 2018
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backwards umbrella

When the wind is blowing too hard and your umbrella flips backwards
Well, there goes your backwards umbrella
by Dangitbobboe April 22, 2019
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Backwards bow

The opposite of a forwards bow, done in respect. A backwards bow is a bend back in a disrespect motion to say fuck off
“Yo Britney is coming backwards bow that bitch
by Real Nickname June 20, 2019
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