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Bus seat bitch

1. someone who thinks they own a seat on the bus, be it a school bus or city bus
Bus seat bitch: Get the fuck out of my seat!
Normal person: I don't see your name on it...
Bus seat bitch: You know I sit here!
by darkshark15 April 11, 2008
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bus-boner

A bus-boner is the hard-on a guy gets when he rides a bus.
I still get a bus-boner whenever I ride a bus!
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
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Bus driver pussy

The huge flap of skin above the thighs, and below the stomach. Looks like there pussy is huge. Almost all bus driver's carry this trait.
Damn, look at the size of that bus driver pussy!
by shitty shitty bang bang 696969 January 26, 2009
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bus pass

a handy little thing that grants you free travel on busses.
check my bus pass, no cash for this drivers ass...
by fork masta October 24, 2004
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bus gum

Chewing gum that you received on the bus from a friend or acquaintance.
Man, I got some bus gum a few hours ago... I can't believe it still has flavor!
by Funfacts September 26, 2009
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bus warrior

A term that describes a person who lives in the far outskirts of suburbia, frequently having to take public transit or engaging in long commutes in order to get to a more centralized urban district.

This term should only be used in places with large urban centers and their surrounding districts (e.g. Victorville, traveling into centralized Los Angeles or Langley traveling into Vancouver, BC)
Look at that guy, he switched buses like 4 times already, what a bus warrior!
by buswarriorsarethefuture June 10, 2011
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bus hands

Bus hands is a hand affliction caused by the bacteria Dirterium Hobus commonly propagated by handrails on buses and other forms of mass transportation where dirty people like to put their grubbies. Left untreated, bus hands can progress rapidly, escalating into an infection of bus arms, bus torso, or even so far as turning the carrier into a dirty bus person entirely.
Employee 1: Hi five m-dawg!

Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.

Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
by m-dawg2 December 7, 2011
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