in the mood for blueberries

deeply in love

“I’m in the mood for blueberries”

by kerrishatesyou September 3, 2021

blueberry cunt muffien

A blueberry cunt muffien is an insalt for a woman who is being so much more then a cunt shes a blue waffle.

Shut up you blueberry cunt muffien.

by Schizo is effective February 12, 2018

dirty dirty blueberry

The sexual act where you put a string through the largest blueberries one could find and turn them into anal beads. Proceed to put then through your partners arse for sexual pleasure. You could also dip the blueberries in chilli powder to add a spicier and tangier sensation to your sexual partners arse. This would also allow better taste during the sexual act of rimming. This act is very similar to the act of performing figging.

Mole groaned with pain and pleasure as she performed the dirty dirty blueberry.

by eatdogs4life October 24, 2025

blueberry

A derogatory term for community support officers in the UK.

The word blueberry makes reference to the brighter blue uniforms that a PCSO would wear compared to constables.

Don't talk to that blueberry, he doesn't have the power to do anything

by tanck0 October 7, 2022

Maine Blueberry Sniper

When you tea bag someone and fart up their nose and try and pull your balls out their mouth before they bite them

My girl and I were getting freaky when I pulled the ole maine blueberry sniper on her.

by Gator Bator June 19, 2025

Blueberry Facial

(v); when you jizz on someone’s face and then throw a handful of blueberries to see how many stick.

“Hey babe, do you want a Blueberry Facial? We can try to beat our high score.”

by InkedShy September 26, 2020

Blueberry

A woman who uses her body, and performs sexual favors to get Heroin.

This blueberry came up to me and wanted a 20 piece and I said bitch... Get the fuck outta here.

by Lally gag March 10, 2017